It’s a Jungle Out There: A Hard-Boiled Banana Republic Noir
The regime is going pear-shaped: President Top Banana and his Second Banana in the inner sanctum. The ceiling fan in the Top Banana’s office was barely moving, thick with the smell of overripe ambition and fermenting fear. The President — a bruised, spotty specimen in a fraying uniform — looked like he was about to go bananas. He knew the score: his regime was going pear-shaped, and the streets were whispering that he’d soon slip on a banana peel. “Sir, the board is restless,” whispered his Second Banana, a firm, lime-green sycophant. “They say you’ve become a lemon. A bad investment.” “Quiet!” the President barked, though his peel was shriveling. “We still have the cash cow. We still have the support of The Out There.” But The Out There didn't provide support; they provided floor space. At the docks, the atmosphere was nutty as a fruitcake. The Big Cheeses arrive: The syndicate from the Concrete Jungle marking their territory. A massive freighter had just birthed a squad ...