суббота, 21 февраля 2026 г.

Точка невозврата: грамматический Армагеддон

В Синтаксическом переулке было душно. Тяжелые, неповоротливые, фундаментальные существительные «Бетон», «Смысл» и авторитетный «Табурет» сидели на корточках у обочины. Они никуда не двигались. Они обозначали предмет. Им было по кайфу просто быть.

Напротив, нервно подрагивая окончаниями, толпились глаголы. Этих трясло. Им всё время нужно было действовать. «Бежать» переминался с ноги на ногу, «Впендюрить» злобно почёсывал суффикс, а «Шуршать» — ну, он шуршал.

— Слышь, ты, предмет, — сплюнул сквозь зубы «Доминировать». — А ну подвинься. Дай пройти.

— Я тут стою, — буркнул «Столб». — Стояние есть суть моя. Склоняйся передо мной.

В центре, на нейтральной полосе, лежала куча прилагательных. О, какие они были… ипкие, Вкусные, Влажные, Шершавые, Пьянящие. Они переливались оттенками, маня к себе.

Спор шёл на «Сочного».

— Если я тебя переспрягаю, — прорычал глагол «Жрать», — то я забираю «Сочного» себе. Буду «сочно жрать». Это ж, блин, наречием попахивает, но мне плевать!

— А если я тебя в падеж загоню? — ухмыльнулся существительное «Рот». — То «Сочный» — мой. Будет «сочный рот». Чуешь разницу? Статичность! Красота!

Прилагательные хихикали и жеманились. Им было всё равно, к кому прилагаться, лишь бы согласовали правильно.

— Спорим на «Фиолетового»! — вдруг взвизгнул маленький глагол «Икать». — Хочу фиолетово икать!

— Перебьёшься! — рявкнул «Баклажан». — Это моя масть!

И тут началась свалка. Глаголы пытались заставить существительные действовать, Существительные пытались опредметить глаголы, а прилагательные текли рекой, и все к ним прилагались, хмелея от эпитетов...

Междометия ворвались в этот замес без стука. Это был чистый, неконтролируемый хаос. Эмоциональный мусор языка. Они не склонялись, не спрягались, они просто орали.

Из подворотни, визжа, выкатилось пузатое «Ого!». Оно с разбегу врезалось в колени глаголу «Бежать». Тот споткнулся, рухнул плашмя и тут же превратился в «Лежать».

— Ну ты и... — начал было «Лежать», но «Ого!» уже укатилось, выпучив глаза.

Следом, шатаясь, вышло пьяное «Эх...». Оно было тяжёлым, липким и пахло безнадёжностью. «Эх...» просто плюхнулось посреди дороги, перегородив путь существительному «Прогресс».

— Дай пройти! — рявкнул «Прогресс».

— Эх... — выдохнуло чудище и расплылось еще шире. «Прогресс» увяз в нём по пояс и остановился.

Но хуже всех были мелкие, истеричные «Ой» и «Ай». Они шныряли под ногами, как тараканы. Глагол «Ударить» замахнулся на «Стену», но между ними вклинилось «Ой!». Удар пришелся в него.

— Ой! — взвизгнуло оно и лопнуло, забрызгав «Стену» липким страхом.

А в углу, где дрожали прилагательные, уже орудовало наглое «Псс!».

— Псс, эй, «Сладкая», — шептало оно, подмигивая единственным глазом-запятой. — Хочешь, покажу «Ништяк»?

Над всем этим безумием, на карнизе, сидело величественное, но абсолютно бесполезное «М-да». Оно смотрело вниз, сплёвывало шелуху от запятых и философски качало головой, обесценивая вообще всё происходящее.

Тут из переулка послышался тяжелый, ритмичный топот. Земля задрожала. Это шли числительные.

Они шли не толпой. Они шли матрицей.

Скрежет грифеля по стеклу. Холодный, безжалостный ритм.

— Раз-два! Раз-два! — чеканили шаг чётные.

— Раз-три-пять! — сбивали ритм, хромая, но не останавливаясь, дикие нечётные.

Впереди, сверкая отполированным пузом, катился «Ноль». Он был страшен. Он был пустотой, облечённой в форму. Всё, к чему он прикасался, исчезало.

— Атака по флангам! — взвизгнула «Семёрка», похожая на острую косу смерти. — Руби дробями!

Числительные врезались в толпу существительных и глаголов без эмоций. Им было плевать на смысл, их интересовал только объём.

Глагол «Бежать» только открыл рот, чтобы возмутиться, как на него напрыгнула «Двойка».

— В квадрат его! — скомандовал «Икс» (неизвестный, но опасный тип в плаще).

Двойка вцепилась глаголу в плечи. Раздался треск, воздух сгустился, и «Бежать» вдруг стало «Бежать²». Это было уже не просто действие, это была геометрическая прогрессия скорости. Глагол носился по переулку со скоростью звука, сшибая углы, пока не врезался в стену и не рассыпался на причастия.

Существительное «Кот» попало под раздачу «Делителя».

— Пополам! — рявкнул Делитель. Вжик! И вместо одного солидного «Кота» на асфальте корчились две жалкие «0.5 Кота». Они мяукали тоненько, дробно, жалуясь на потерю целостности.

А в центре бушевал «Возводитель в Степень». Он схватил маленькое, дрожащее прилагательное «Красный».

— Степень! — заорал он. — Кубическая!

И «Красный» вспух. Он стал не просто красным, он стал объёмно, невыносимо, абсолютно КРАСНЫМ. Он заполнил собой всё пространство, выдавливая воздух. От его красноты у остальных заболели глаза.

— Умножай их на ноль! — вдруг взревел кто-то из толпы.

«Ноль» хищно улыбнулся своей дыркой от бублика и покатился прямо на кучу перепуганных междометий.

— Ой... — пискнуло «Ой».

— Ноль, — констатировал «Ноль». Чпок! И «Ой» исчезло. Как не бывало. Абсолютная тишина.

В переулке воцарился математический террор.


Казалось, хуже уже быть не может, но тут из канализационного люка, тяжело дыша и отплевываясь тиной, поперла пунктуация.

Первой выскочила Запятая. Она была кривой, скользкой и злой, как рыболовный крючок, на который насадили червя. Не разбирая дороги, она с размаху вонзилась в бок жирному глаголу «Жрать».

— А ну стоять! — визжала она. — Перечисление пошло! Жрать, пить, спать!


Глагол взвыл. Запятая рвала его плоть, заставляя дробиться на однородные члены. Рядом с ним тут же, из воздуха, начали выпадать клоны: «Чавкать», «Глотать», «Давиться». Они падали друг на друга, создавая бессмысленную кучу-малу.

Следом вылезли Кавычки. Эти работали в паре, как конвой. Они молча подошли к орущему «Красному в кубе», который всё ещё раздувался от собственной значимости. Щёлк! Левая кавычка вцепилась ему в ухо, правая — в пятку.

— Ты теперь не красный, — прошипели они. — Ты теперь «Красный». В переносном смысле. Ирония, понял?

И величие «Красного» сдулось. Он стал мелким, саркастичным и никому не нужным эпитетом из плохой рецензии.

Тут в драку вступило Тире. Длинное, острое, как шпага. Оно не разбиралось, кто прав, кто виноват. Оно просто рубило связи. Вжух! — и существительное «Столб» отделилось от сказуемого «Стоять».

— Столб — это... — растерянно пробормотал Столб, не зная, что ему делать без действия.

— Это провал! — договорило за него Тире и рубануло по ногам пробегавшую мимо дробь.

Дробь «3/9» развалилась на тройку и девятку. Девятка тут же попыталась притвориться перевёрнутой шестёркой, но Запятая подсекла её под колени:

— Куда?! Перед «но» запятая нужна!

— Я не «но», я цифра! — заорала девятка.

— Мне плевать, я авторский знак! — рявкнула Запятая и пришила девятку к середине предложения, где той совсем было не места.

Хаос стал структурированным, но от этого ещё более жутким. Пунктуация не убивала — она организовывала пытку.

И именно в этот момент, когда стоны запятых и хруст ломаемых синтаксических связей достигли апогея, всё замерло.

На горизонте появились две фигуры, заслонившие собой дрожащее небо.

Один был лохмат, в очках, перемотанных синей изолентой, и пах пылью старых словарей. Это был Филолог. В руке он сжимал остро заточенный карандаш — оружие страшное, способное вычеркнуть из бытия целые абзацы.

Второй был сух, прям и холоден, как ось абсцисс. Это был Математик. Его карманы топорщились от мела, а взгляд был таким пустым, что в нём можно было потерять бесконечность.

Они переглянулись без слов. Слова тут были уже бессильны.

Они двинулись к центру побоища. Филолог брезгливо перешагнул через дёргающееся междометие, которое Кавычки уже упаковали в прямую речь. Математик пинком отшвырнул «Икса», который пытался найти неизвестное в слове «Молоко». Вокруг них, скуля, разбегались дробные числа и недобитые междометия.

— Это здесь, — скрипуче произнес Филолог, поправляя очки. — Сюжет зашел в тупик. Метафоры протухли. Синтаксис перегрет.

— Система уравнений не имеет решений, — констатировал Математик, щёлкнув суставами пальцев. — Переменные вышли из-под контроля. Предел функции достигнут. Требуется фиксация результата.

Они подошли к люку. Оттуда, чавкая грязью, как раз выползала Точка.

Она была не просто типографским значком. Это был сгусток абсолютного конца — жирный, тяжелый, как чугунное ядро, и плотный, словно нейтронная звезда. Настоящая чёрная дыра, пахнущая безнадежностью и жадно всасывающая в себя свет, звук и остатки надежды.

— Берись, коллега, — кивнул Филолог.

Они склонились над люком. Точка сопротивлялась. Она хотела ползти дальше, превратиться в Многоточие, затянуть эту бредятину ещё на пару томов, наплодить бесконечные десятичные знаки… Но титаны были неумолимы.

Филолог ухватил Точку за левый бок (смысловой), Математик — за правый (координатный). От её тяжести прогибался сам смысл повествования.

— И-и-и… раз! — выдохнули они хором.

Они подняли Точку над головой. Она гудела, вибрировала, всасывая в себя окружающий хаос. Глаголы вросли в асфальт. Существительные окаменели. Числа схлопнулись в сингулярность.


— СТАВЬ! — заорал Филолог.

— УТВЕРЖДАЮ! — рявкнул Математик.

И они с размаху, со всей дури, впечатали Точку в самый центр этой вакханалии.

БУМ.

Мир дёрнулся и застыл. Тишина стала абсолютной. Никто больше не шуршал, не хлюпал и не возводился в степень.

Всё. Точка.

The Legend of Life and Death (The Bureaucracy of Eternity)

 Next stop: Life and Death.

The tabooest topic. We’re afraid of Death, even though it’s Death that gives Life its meaning. Without a deadline, no project (including life) would ever get finished. Let’s pull the Grim Reaper’s hood off and see who’s hiding under there. Spoiler: not a skeleton—an exhausted bureaucrat.


The Legend of Life and Death (The Bureaucracy of Eternity)

Doctors say: “Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate.” True. We’re all patients in a hospice called “Earth.” Yet we act like we’re going to live forever. We take out thirty-year mortgages, buy anti-wrinkle cream, and grind out abs—though the worms couldn’t care less whether we’ve got a six-pack or not.

Death isn’t a villain. Death is a cleaner. Picture a party that goes on forever. The guests are drunk, the dishes are smashed, the music is blaring, everyone’s puking, and nobody leaves. Death is a kind woman with a mop who turns the music off, cracks the windows, and says, “Alright, kids, time to go home. The banquet’s over.”


Chapter I. The Grim Reaper (Office Plankton)

We draw Death with a scythe. Why would he need a scythe in the 21st century—mow the lawn? In reality, Death (let’s call him Azrael) is a tired clerk in a gray suit. His weapon isn’t a scythe; it’s a stamp. He sits in the endless office of the “Heavenly Chancery” and slaps forms with: “Expiration Date Reached.” He hates his job.

— Another epidemic? — Azrael groans. — Overtime again! A million requests a day again! I’m running out of ink!

Death doesn’t kill. He just files the discharge. Sometimes he’s late. And then we see someone in a hospital, hooked up to tubes, who should already be gone—but Azrael got stuck in traffic or mixed up the folders.




Chapter II. Strike (The Horror of Immortality)

People dream of immortality. Fools. In one Portuguese parable (and in Saramago), Death took offense at humanity and went on vacation. Nobody died. At first everyone celebrated. Fireworks, champagne! A month later, Hell arrived. Hospitals overflowed. Old people kept aging—drying out, writhing in pain—but they couldn’t die. The body turned to dust, the mind burned out, but the heart kept beating.

Earth became a giant retirement home full of zombies. The young screamed: there would never be any inheritances! Apartments were occupied by great-great-great-grandfathers!

After half a year, humanity flooded the streets with posters: “Death, come back! We love you!” Death is mercy. It’s the right to rest.




Chapter III. Sisyphus (Happiness in Routine)

The myth of Sisyphus is a metaphor for our lives. A man rolls a stone up a mountain. The stone falls. The man rolls it again. We think it’s torture. It isn’t. It’s a career. The stone is our reports, our sales, our renovations. We push them all our lives, hoping that one day we’ll finally get it to the top and sit down to rest. But there is no top. There’s only the rolling itself. And you know what? Sisyphus is happy. Because he has something to do.

The scariest moment for Sisyphus is if the stone disappears. Then he’ll be left face-to-face with emptiness. We’re not afraid of the stone’s weight. We’re afraid they’ll take our stone away—and we’ll have to think about the meaning of life. And there is no meaning. There’s only the stone.




Chapter IV. Medicine (Hackers)

Doctors are hackers trying to crack the code God wrote. They extend the demo version of life. Back in the day, the human warranty period was thirty years. Now it’s eighty. But after fifty, build quality drops off a cliff. The hinges squeak, the processor (the brain) lags, the textures (the skin) start to sag.

Medicine has learned how to keep the “hardware” running, but it still can’t update the “software.” A rich old man who’s had his seventh heart transplant (like Rockefeller) is like an old Zhiguli with a Ferrari engine shoved into it. It can drive—but the chassis is coming apart as it goes.


Finale. Game Over

Life is like a game in a casino. At the entrance, we’re handed chips (time, health, talent). We play, we bluff, we win, we lose. But at the exit, there’s only one rule: you can’t cash the chips out. Everything you’ve won—palaces, power, money—stays on the dealer’s table.

You leave the same way you came in: naked. The only thing you can take with you is the memory of how brilliantly you played. Or how cowardly you sat in the corner, afraid to place a bet.

Death just turns the lights off in the hall. 

THE RED INK



Chapter 1: The Red Ink of Justice

The courtroom of the district court felt like a crypt: high ceilings, the smell of old paper, and cold light pouring in through narrow windows. Attorney Daniel Levin—whose name in legal circles was synonymous with the hardest, priciest acquittals—adjusted his cuffs. He knew today wouldn’t be easy. Opposing him was not merely the law, but Abraham Berg.

Judge Berg entered as if he’d brought an Arctic cyclone with him. His robe was perfectly pressed, and his face looked as though it had been carved from gray granite. He didn’t spare so much as a glance for either the prosecution or the defense.

“Be seated,” Berg said—his voice landing like a gavel blow. “On the docket: the defense’s motion to lift the attachment on Mr. Varg’s assets.” He paused. “Mr. Levin.” The judge’s tone held no emotion. “I have reviewed your motion to lift the attachment on Mr. Varg’s assets. It is… curious. From the standpoint of belles-lettres.”

A ripple of snickers moved through the room. Daniel’s client, Mark Varg, seated in the front row, made an irritated sound—leather creaking from the expensive briefcase at his feet.

“Your Honor, the defense submits that the prosecution’s arguments are based on circumstantial—” Daniel began.

“The defense may submit whatever it pleases,” Berg cut in without looking up from his papers. “But the defense appears to have forgotten that we are in a court of law, not at a public-speaking seminar. Your motion is denied. In its current form, it does not withstand scrutiny.” He flicked his gaze toward the clerk. “Clerk, return the documents to counsel.” Then, almost lazily: “And, Mr. Levin… next time, try to at least meet the standards of a third-year law student.”

Daniel took the folder. His face remained an impassive mask, but his fingers felt the warmth of fresh ink. He opened the document.

The entire text of his calibrated, gleaming filing had been mercilessly slashed through in red pencil. In the margins, in tight, calligraphic handwriting, notes were scattered like shrapnel: “Too much water. Cut the epithets—this isn’t a literary salon.” “Pg. 14: procedural error in the warrant reference. Do you sleep through hearings?” “Logical hole in the counterparty’s alibi argument. If you don’t patch it by tomorrow, your client will be in a cell until the end of the week.”

And at the very bottom, where the attorney’s signature sat, there was an addendum: “Rewrite by 9:00. And change your tie—the knot looks sloppy.”

From the front row came a dry creak. Mark Varg—a man whose fortune was measured by a number with nine zeros, and whose enemies numbered in the hundreds—leaned forward slowly. He’d hired Levin as “the best of those meticulous Jews,” and losing at the very first stage was not part of his plan.

Daniel closed the folder. He could feel Varg’s heavy, appraising stare. The client’s eyes never left the lawyer’s hands.

“What’s in there?” Varg asked quietly when they stepped into the empty corridor. There was no sympathy in his voice—only calculated rage. “Why did that old man make you look like an idiot in front of the whole room?”

“Berg doesn’t make people look like idiots, Mark. He points out what others miss,” Daniel said, doing his best not to meet his client’s eyes. “He needs more facts.”

Varg stopped and blocked his path with his cane. “Listen to me, Levin. I hire your people because you’re the best when it comes to legal hair-splitting. I pay you more than Judge Berg will earn in his entire righteous life. I don’t care how you do it, but tomorrow those accounts have to be open.”

Varg narrowed his eyes, studying Daniel’s profile. “And one more thing. Berg has a reputation as a dry stick who doesn’t waste words. So why did he spend that much time scribbling notes all over your filing? I got the feeling you… communicate. Tell me, Levin—you don’t want me to start my own investigation, do you?”

“We communicate in the language of the law, Mark. It’s the only language he understands,” Daniel clipped out.

“Mm-hmm,” Varg grunted, and there was a threat in the sound. “By tomorrow morning, Counselor. And don’t disappoint me. I really don’t like it when my assets get stuck in the hands of people who think too highly of themselves.”


Chapter 2: Reading Between the Lines

Daniel Levin wasn’t green. Ten years in the profession—five of them in the economic crimes unit—had forged him into the kind of lawyer colleagues called “a scalpel.” Varg had picked him for exactly that: the ability to dissect an accusation.

But in this case, the “scalpel” had met granite.

Daniel spread the pages of the motion beneath a lamp. Judge Berg’s red pencil had left not mere edits, but a route map through a minefield. “Pg. 8: You’re building the defense on the precedent ‘Olmstead v. State.’ Deep, but not in this district. Find the 2019 appellate decision. Don’t be lazy.”

Daniel rubbed his eyes. This was the handwriting of a man who forgave weakness in no one, least of all himself.

At two in the morning, the silence was torn open by the doorbell—short, hard, demanding.

On the threshold stood a man in a leather jacket Daniel had seen among Varg’s entourage. Behind him, in the stairwell’s shadow, loomed Mark himself.

“Can’t sleep, Counselor?” Varg walked in without invitation, shoving past Daniel with his shoulder. He went straight to the desk and picked up a sheet marked with the judge’s red notes.

Daniel went cold. He hadn’t had time to hide it.

“‘Change your tie,’” Varg read the margin note aloud. His eyes narrowed into two icy slits. “Odd concern from a judge who, they say, doesn’t forgive even a typo in a date. Don’t you think, Levin?”

“Judge Berg has a specific sense of humor,” Daniel said quickly, trying to take the page back. “He’s mocking my approach. It’s his method of psychological pressure.”

Varg didn’t let go. He lifted the paper closer to the lamp, studying the handwriting.

“You know what I value your people for, Levin?” Varg said with a faint smirk, arrogance seeping through it. “Meticulousness. You sink your teeth into the letter of the law like it’s your sacred scripture. That’s exactly why I pay you fees like this. I don’t like Jews, Levin. But I like losing even less.”

Daniel didn’t even look up from the papers. “My services are expensive not because of my lineage, Mark, but because I win.”

“Then explain today’s little show in court,” Varg’s voice dropped, growing quieter and harder. “Berg shredded your filing to splinters. But he did it strangely. He didn’t drown you. He… trained you. I saw his look. Judge Berg looks at everyone in that courtroom like dirt under his fingernails. But he looked at you differently. There was something personal in his eyes.”

Varg leaned in, peering into the lawyer’s face. “I pay you so there are no surprises in court. If you’ve got old scores with that ‘saint’ in the robe—or God forbid, shared skeletons—say it now. Because if I get the sense my fate depends on your backstage games, I will destroy you both, regardless of your talents.”

“Judge Berg has no favorites,” Daniel replied coldly. “He hates unprofessionalism. Today, he found my work insufficiently clean. By morning, it will be perfect. That’s all you need to know.”

Varg drilled him with his gaze for a few more seconds, then stood. “We’ll see. By nine a.m., I expect unfrozen accounts—not excuses. And put that sheet with the red scribbling away. It reeks of… continuity. And I prefer my lawyer to be loyal to one thing only: my wallet.”

When Varg left, Daniel let out the breath he’d been holding. Cold sweat touched his collar. Varg didn’t know anything for sure yet, but his animal instinct had already found the invisible thread.




Chapter 3: Prologue. A Mother’s Name

Twenty years earlier. Boston. A kitchen in an old brick house on Beacon Hill, steeped in the smell of cooling coffee and buried under legal reference books.

Abraham Berg—then still an ambitious assistant district attorney—sat beneath a low-hanging lamp. Across from him sat Helen Levin, a Boston Globe journalist whose corruption exposés at City Hall made politicians flinch.

“You can’t sign this indictment, Abraham,” Helen spoke softly, but there was steel ringing in her voice. “The evidence against this guy is shaky. You’re building your career on sand—and it will soak through with an innocent man’s blood.”

“I am following the letter of the law, Helen,” Abraham didn’t even look up. “If the police filed a report, I am obligated to move it forward. The court will sort it out. My job isn’t to sympathize. It’s to follow procedure.”

“Your procedure kills people!” She sprang up. “You’re turning into a soulless paragraph. I don’t want our son growing up in a house where they quote precedents instead of having a conscience.”

Daniel, a ten-year-old boy hiding in the corridor’s shadow, watched as his father slowly closed the folder. His face was unreadable—masklike.

“If you leave now, Helen,” Abraham said in an icy tone, “you will leave into nothing. My last name gives you—and him—protection in this city. Without it, you’re nobody.”

“Your last name is shackles, Abraham.” Helen took her son’s hand, pulling him out of the shadows. “From today, he’s Levin. My father was a schoolteacher in Brooklyn—he taught me that truth stands above a career. Daniel will become the kind of lawyer you can’t buy or intimidate. Because he will know your only weakness—your blindness to the living human being.”

She stepped into the cold Boston night without looking back. Abraham remained in the empty kitchen. He didn’t chase after her. He simply took a red pencil from his pocket and crossed his wife’s name out of his daily planner.


Chapter 4: An Appeal into the Abyss

Nine a.m. The courtroom was empty except for the clerk and the bailiffs. Abraham Berg sat on his dais, unruffled as a sphinx.

Daniel placed a new draft of the motion on the lectern. He hadn’t slept all night, building the argument precisely along the “red lines” his father had drawn. It was a perfect document—armored, logical, immaculate. But Daniel knew: for Berg, it still wouldn’t be enough. To beat this man, you didn’t merely follow his advice—you had to jump higher than his head.

“I have reviewed your corrected document, Mr. Levin,” Berg flipped a page. “This time you at least made the effort to open the codebook. However…”

The judge paused, and the room fell so silent Daniel could hear the lamps buzzing under the ceiling.

“…the motion is denied. The court finds insufficient grounds to lift the attachment at this stage of the investigation.”

Daniel felt blood rush to his face. It was a punch to the gut. He had done everything his father demanded in those nocturnal notes. He’d “patched the holes,” cut the epithets, found the 2019 precedent. So why the denial?

“Your Honor!” Daniel’s voice snapped into steel. “The defense has complied with all requirements to clarify its positions—”

“The court has ruled, Mr. Levin. You have the right to appeal. Court is adjourned.”

Berg rose and left without so much as looking at his son. The clerk approached Daniel and handed him the folder. Inside, on the last page, beneath the heavy stamp “DENIED,” a red-pencil note read: “Too predictable. You’re playing by my rules, and forgetting that I set them. If you want to win—go higher. But remember: the Supreme Court doesn’t look at handwriting in the margins. It looks at substance.”

Daniel gripped the folder until his knuckles went white. The old man had deliberately chopped the case, forcing him to go to the Supreme Court. Why? Either it was the highest lesson—or… a trap.

Varg was waiting in the corridor. He stood by the window, leaning on his cane, watching cars pass.

“You lost, Levin,” Varg said without turning. “Again.”

“This isn’t a loss, Mark. It’s a transition to the next level. We file an appeal with the Supreme Court within the hour.”

Varg turned slowly. His face was calm, but an ugly flame lit in his eyes.

“You think I’m an idiot?” He stepped close. “I saw how you worked. I saw you catching every word he said. And then I saw him toss you out of the room like a puppy that’d had an accident. But before that, he wrote something on your papers. Again.”

Varg snatched the folder from Daniel’s hands and opened the last page. He stared at the red handwriting for a long time.

“‘Go higher,’” Varg whispered as he read. He lifted his eyes to Daniel’s, and realization flickered there. “That ‘saint’ has the same slant to his letters as you do in the contract you signed with me. Same habit of placing a period at an angle.”

Varg smiled—and that smile was worse than his anger.

“You know, Levin, I hired private investigators yesterday. Just in case. But now I don’t need their reports. I can see it all myself. You’re not merely ‘communicating.’ You’re holding a family council right under the robe of justice.”

Varg grabbed Daniel by the tie—the very one the judge had told him to change.

“You’ll file that appeal. And your daddy will make sure it’s accepted. Because if my accounts aren’t clean within forty-eight hours, I’ll publish everything: your relationship, your secret margin-notes correspondence, your little Jewish scam. You’ll lose your license, and your father will lose his precious reputation as an ‘honest judge.’ You’ve got two days, kid. Don’t let the family down.”


Chapter 5: A Courtesy Visit

Abraham Berg’s house in the Boston suburbs looked like an extension of the man himself: monumental, cold, ringed by a tall iron fence behind which began a zone of exclusion. Daniel hadn’t been here in twenty years. As he climbed the steps, he felt less like a triumphant attorney and more like that ten-year-old boy hiding in the corridor shadows.

Berg opened the door himself. He wasn’t wearing a robe—only a severe cardigan—but his gaze was still judicial: weighing, sentencing. He didn’t let his son in right away, making him stand on the threshold for several seconds under the cutting Boston wind.

“You violated protocol, Daniel,” Abraham said by way of greeting. “A judge and an attorney don’t meet outside the courtroom unless they share a trough. Did you come for a bribe—or for sympathy?”

“I came to discuss your red pencil, Father,” Daniel said, stepping past him into the entryway.

They ended up in a study lined with thousands of volumes of legal classics. The air smelled of old leather and stale solitude. Abraham sat in a deep armchair and indicated a chair opposite—hard, straight-backed, meant for petitioners.

“Varg knows,” Daniel didn’t waste time on preamble. “He has the detectives’ reports. He knows about Boston, about my mother’s name, about the fact that you’re my father. He thinks he bought us wholesale—one blackmail package for two.”

Abraham reached for his pipe but didn’t light it. His face didn’t twitch.

“Your client is a vulgar man,” Berg replied evenly. “But more vulgar still is that you let him get this close. You wear Helen’s last name so you can seem more honest than I am. And look at you: you ran to Daddy the moment your rich anti-Semite backed you into a corner. Your mother…” Abraham paused, and something like an old, unhealed grievance passed through his voice, “she was always an idealist. She believed you could fight the system and stay clean. But you’re not her. You chose Varg’s filth—and now that filth is tracking across my parquet floors.”



“Don’t drag her into this,” Daniel’s voice went low and dangerous, like a scalpel’s whisper. “She left you so she wouldn’t have to watch you turn justice into a dried herbarium. And I’m not here to save my own skin. I don’t care about my license—I’ll find a way to survive.”

“I came to tell you that tomorrow you’ll be standing in front of a mirror. Varg isn’t simply waiting for a ‘favor.’ He intends to rope you into complicity. If you rule in his favor, you’ll become his puppet. If you rule against him, he’ll dump the story to the press: how ‘incorruptible’ Judge Berg secretly trained his son-attorney for years through the margins of court filings. Your forty-year career, every judgment you ever handed down, your ‘holy letter of the law’—all of it will turn into farce. They won’t remember you as a great judge, but as an old hypocrite who ran a family subcontract in a courtroom.”

“My career is a rock, Daniel. Men bigger than your developer have shattered themselves against it,” Abraham finally looked Daniel in the eyes. “You want me to be afraid? You want me to rule in his favor to save your license? You still haven’t understood my lesson. In the margins of your filings, I wasn’t writing advice. I was writing a diagnosis of your weakness.”

“You pushed the case into the Supreme Court yourself!” Daniel snapped. “You knew I’d appeal. You drove us into this trap!”

Abraham was silent for a long time, staring into the fire in the fireplace. His face looked like a frozen mask.

“Your mother taught you to fight for truth,” he said quietly. “But I taught you that truth without procedure is just noise. Varg thinks he’s the hunter. But he’s only evidence. You want to come out of this case alive, Daniel? Or do you want to come out of it as an attorney?”

“I want you to stop being a teacher for five minutes and be a father,” Daniel’s voice shook.

“You have no father. You have only the presiding judge.”

Abraham lifted his gaze slowly. There was no fear in it, but there was a heavy understanding: his son was striking the system’s sorest nerve—its reputation.

“So what do you propose, Levin?” He spoke the surname like a legal term. “That I commit suicide before Varg does it for me?”

“I propose you stop playing teacher,” Daniel said, leaning forward, each word cleanly cut. “Tomorrow, in the Supreme Court, I’ll do my job. I’ll win under all your rules. I’ll force them to unfreeze the accounts. And you… you need to decide what matters more: your spotless robe, or the fact that somewhere behind that robe there’s still a heart that once loved a woman named Levin.”

Abraham stood, signaling the audience was over.

“Go write your appeal. Write it so the Supreme Court won’t have to hunt for excuses for your client. Write it so Varg believes in your loyalty. And I… I will do what Judge Berg must do.”

When Daniel was already at the door, Abraham added without turning around:

“Your mother would be proud of your stubbornness. But she would despise you for this visit. Don’t come here again. We’ll see each other at trial.”


Chapter 6: Freedom by Protocol

The Massachusetts Supreme Court’s chamber did not tolerate fuss. Here, under high vaults, it wasn’t people’s fates that were decided, but the fates of legal principles. Mark Varg sat beside Daniel, radiating the confidence of a predator who’d cornered a forester. He gave Daniel a barely noticeable nod, reminding him of the “family duty.”

Daniel rose. His argument was surgically precise. He didn’t appeal to justice—he struck at the lower court’s procedural errors, at those very “red lines” his father had drawn. “The law cannot be selective,” Daniel hammered out. “If the prosecution violated the procedure for attaching assets, the assets must be returned. Otherwise, we are not judging a person—we are judging his wallet.”

It was brilliant. The Supreme Court justices did not deliberate long. The presiding justice read the decision: the appeal was granted, the accounts unfrozen, all restrictions on Mark Varg lifted.

Varg smiled in triumph and reached to clap Daniel on the shoulder. “You’re a good son, Levin,” he whispered. “Daddy can be proud.”

But at that moment, the heavy oak doors swung open. Into the court’s silence came the thud of heavy boots. A tactical team and two plainclothes detectives surrounded the defense table.

“Mark Varg, you are under arrest on suspicion of first-degree murder,” a detective said loudly, snapping handcuffs onto the developer’s wrists.

The room erupted. Varg—who a second ago had been the master of his life—went pale. “This is a mistake! Levin, do something! Tell them!”

A detective slammed a folder of photographs onto the table: night shots, the “Riverside” construction site, Varg holding a pistol, and a body disappearing into fresh concrete. “We had authorization for covert surveillance for the past forty-eight hours,” the detective added. “We were waiting until you got your hands dirty yourself, Mark.”

Varg, already being hauled toward the exit, turned back to Daniel. In his eyes there was frantic hope and an order: You’re my lawyer. Get me out.

Daniel calmly gathered his papers into his briefcase. He looked Varg straight in the eyes—steady, cold. “My contract with you, Mark, concerned only the account freeze. I fulfilled it flawlessly. Your property is free.”

“You can’t dump me! Draft a new contract! Any money!” Varg shouted before they shoved him out of the chamber.

“There will be no new contracts,” Daniel said quietly into the hollow of the courtroom. “I no longer work for people who confuse the law with a service.”


Epilogue: Outside the Protocol

A small bar on the edge of town—no neon signs, no expensive cocktails. In the corner, at a table with a worn surface, Abraham Berg sat with a glass of neat whiskey in front of him.

Daniel sat opposite. He looked exhausted, but for the first time in years his shoulders were not tight.



“Congratulations on your victory in the Supreme Court,” Abraham said without lifting his eyes. “Your argument on the accounts was… acceptable. A B-plus.”

“Thank you, ‘Your Honor,’” Daniel gave a bitter half-smile. “The police, the surveillance at the construction site… was that your plan?”

Abraham finally looked up. His eyes behind the glasses remained unreadable, but deep inside them Daniel saw something like respect.

“I had nothing to do with it,” Berg cut in. “It was a pure police investigation. The prosecution had Varg for months. They were simply waiting until he felt safe and did something stupid. The law isn’t me, Daniel. The law is a self-regulating system. Varg thought he was above the system—and the system digested him.”

“And you?” Daniel asked. “You risked the robe. You knew he could leak our story any minute.”

“The robe is just fabric,” Abraham sipped his whiskey. “But your last filing… you finally stopped hunting for loopholes and started defending a principle. Your mother… she would say you finally learned how to use your name.”

Daniel was silent. He understood that this was the maximum tenderness the old man was capable of.

“So, we won’t be communicating through the margins of motions anymore?” Daniel asked.

Abraham Berg set his glass down and stood. “Tomorrow, I have a hearing on a fraud case. If your filing is speckled with epithets again, Daniel, I won’t spare the red pencil.”

Berg left the bar, his shoulders slightly more stooped than usual. Daniel stayed by the window. The bill lay on the table. He took out a pen and, before paying, out of habit crossed out an extra comma on the receipt.

The teacher’s shadow was gone. Only the law remained.

RELIGION (HEAVENLY TECH SUPPORT)

 Religion is the first attempt in history to sell people a subscription to a service they’ll only receive after death (and nobody comes back to leave a bad review). And history isn’t what happened—it’s what the winner managed to write down before the ink dried (and before other winners showed up).

Cracking it open.


RELIGION (HEAVENLY TECH SUPPORT)

What is religion? It’s the first global corporation in the world. Its business model is genius: sell “meaning” and “salvation” in exchange for loyalty, time, and a tithe. And the user agreement (in tiny print) says: “Administration is not responsible for service quality during your lifetime. All bonuses are credited in the afterlife. Complaints are not accepted.”

Startup “Being”

God was the first freelance programmer. He wrote the Universe’s code in 6 days (an insane crunch). Naturally, the code came out raw. Platypus? A texture bug. Appendix? A forgotten line of code. Mosquitoes? A virus they never managed to delete.

When Adam and Eve started complaining about the interface, God simply banned them from Paradise and moved them to the “Earth” server on higher difficulty (Survival mode). Ever since, the only way to reach the Developer is through tickets (prayers). — Lord, why am I sick? Auto-reply: “Your call is very important to us. Please remain on the line for eternity.”


Brand Wars

Религия (Небесная техподдержка)

Then the franchises arrived. Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Buddhism. Essentially, it’s the same provider—just different pricing plans.

·       Plan “Buddhist”: “Want nothing, and there will be no bugs.”

·       Plan “Christian”: “Suffer now, get a premium account later.”

·       Plan “Viking”: “Kill all competitors and get into the VIP zone (Valhalla).”

Religious wars are just aggressive marketing. It’s when one company’s sales department tries to poach another’s customers by force, insisting their logo (cross/crescent/star) looks better on merch.


Finale. Atheism

Atheists think they’re the smartest because they don’t believe in the Administrator. But from the system’s point of view, an atheist is just a user who doesn’t read manuals and thinks the computer came into being all by itself—from an explosion at a microchip factory. At the end of times, when the “Earth” server gets wiped (the apocalypse), God will check the logs.

— Ah, those are the ones who said I don’t exist? — He’ll smirk. — Well then, for them, I won’t. Send them to /dev/null (the void).

Религия (Небесная техподдержка)

And that might be the most terrifying punishment—no eternity. Just a black screen. Game Over.



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The Diet of Power: A Dystopian Satire

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Dystopian sci-fi story about food and power

Marcus was not a gourmet. He was an architect of efficiency. In a world where calories cost more than gold, and excess weight was punishable by a "social inertia" tax, food had become a weapon.

On his table, magnificence steamed. A steak of synthesized marble beef, a mountain of fruits from the New Eden greenhouses, a decanter of thick, rich energy drink.

It was Breakfast. A ritual of power.

Marcus ate slowly, methodically chewing every bite. He was loading himself with fuel. Ahead lay a day of heavy negotiations, boardroom intrigues, and mental duels. He needed the energy of an emperor.

"Eat breakfast like a king," he whispered the old truth, wiping his lips with a snow-white napkin. Not a crumb for anyone. The full power of the morning belonged only to him.

At noon, he met with Leon, his deputy and the only man he almost trusted. Lunch was more modest, but more refined. Two glasses of wine, a light salad, fish.

"Lunch like a prince," Marcus thought, pushing the plate with the best piece toward Leon.

It was an investment. By sharing calories, he was buying loyalty. A fed Leon would work better. A fed Leon would feel gratitude. Partnership requires nourishment, but not oversaturation. They were like two princes sharing a kingdom, but not yet wearing the crown.

Evening came. The city plunged into neon twilight.

Marcus stood by the panoramic window of his office. On the table lay a tray with Dinner. It was a heavy, greasy meal. Fried potatoes, pork, a sweet cream dessert. Sleepy, viscous food that makes eyes stick together and thoughts heavy. The food of the poor, who have no strength to think about tomorrow.

The door opened. Victor entered, Marcus's main competitor. The man aiming for his seat. Victor looked tired and hungry.

"Marcus," he nodded. "You wanted to see me?"

"I wanted to make peace," Marcus smiled broadly and pointed to the tray. "I know you haven't had time to eat today. Please. I'm not hungry. I prefer to dine like a pauper."

Victor's eyes lit up. He hadn't eaten for twenty-four hours. He pounced on the food, devouring fat, sugar, and heavy carbohydrates. He ate and didn't notice Marcus watching him with cold calculation.

"Give dinner to your enemy," Marcus thought, the twist on the old proverb sounding like a verdict in his head.

In an hour, Victor would be sleepy. His brain, busy digesting heavy food, would slow down. His reactions would dull. Tomorrow morning, at the decisive vote, he would be sluggish, bloated, and weak. He would be defeated before the battle even began.

Marcus drank a glass of pure water. He was hungry, angry, and absolutely empty.

He was ready for victory.

© Ilya Rosenfeld.

Read also: The Uroboros Protocol

Depozitive


The sign above the massive oak doors didn’t blink with neon. Serious money loves silence, and serious feelings love it even more. “DEPOZITIVEE” — gold letters on black marble. The hyphen between “De” and “Positive” was missing, but Arthur always felt it. Like one feels phantom pain in an amputated limb.

Arthur was twenty-five. Yesterday, he won a grant he had dreamed of since his student days, and in the evening, a girl smelling of vanilla and rain said “yes” to him. He was bursting with pride. His chest burned with delight; he wanted to scream, run across rooftops, and squander this energy on foolish laughter and a sleepless night.

Instead, he put on a suit and went to the bank.

“Welcome, Mr. Craig,” the manager, a gaunt old man with a face resembling a crumpled ledger, gestured toward a chair. “Are we opening a ‘Term’ account or ‘At Call’?”

“‘Accumulative Pension’,” Arthur said firmly. “I want to preserve this feeling until old age. So that later, when my strength is gone, I can bathe in this every day.”

The manager nodded approvingly. “A wise investment decision. Why burn the fuel of youth to heat the street? Right now, your joy is a hard currency. In forty years, it will be a deficit. We will freeze the exchange rate.”

The procedure was well-established: Arthur lay down in a capsule, sensors attached to his temples, and an extractor needle entered his vein. He closed his eyes and remembered yesterday evening: the taste of champagne, the trembling eyelashes of his beloved, the triumph of victory. “Too good to waste now,” he thought.

The apparatus hummed quietly, pumping out the euphoria. Arthur felt the warmth leaving him. The world around him lost its colors, becoming gray, sharp, and clear. The trembling in his knees vanished. The intoxicating dizziness was gone. Only a dry fact remained: “I won. She agreed.” A fact without emotion. Like an entry in a ledger.



The manager handed him a heavy, faceted ampoule made of lead crystal. Inside, in a viscous transparent liquid, a golden clot pulsed. It looked like a small sun caught in a jar.

“Your deposit has been accepted,” the clerk said, sticking a tag with an inventory number onto the ampoule. “The weight of pure happiness is 12 grams. High grade. Sending it to the vault.”

Arthur walked out onto the street. It was raining. He didn’t care. He was absolutely calm, effective, and empty.


The years went by, and Arthur grew rich. He became the ideal investor. Birth of a son? To the bank. Why be touched by an infant if you can save this pure delight for your declining years, when the children forget to call?

A promotion? To the bank. Pride is an excellent asset.

A vacation by the sea? Why enjoy the sunset now? He will sit on the beach with a stone face, but then, at eighty, this sunset will warm his cooled blood.

He looked at those around him with disgust. The people around were spendthrifts. They laughed in bars, cried over movies, gave away their emotions left and right. Paupers in spirit, living for today. Arthur, however, had tons of concentrated happiness in his accounts. Glass rows of ampoules in the basements of "Depozitive".



Once, about thirty years later, he went in to check his safe-deposit box. A new manager, young and sleek, offered a profitable deal.

— Listen, Arthur, your assets are lying there as dead weight. Why don't we put them into circulation?

— In what sense? — Arthur frowned.

— We will issue short-term loans. Do you know how many politicians before an election need sincerity? We will inject them with a bit of your "Hope, vintage 1995". They will win and return it with interest. Your capital will grow.

— And is this... safe? My joy won't get soiled?

— Oh, come now! Money doesn't smell, and emotions even less so. We will perform a sanitary treatment.

Arthur agreed. Greed was the only feeling the bank did not except for storage, and therefore it grew within him in full bloom.


Day "X" arrived when Arthur turned eighty-five. He was rich, lonely, and terrible. His face had turned into a mask; the muscles responsible for smiling had atrophied half a century ago. The house was empty — his wife had long ago left for someone who knew how to laugh; his son sent dry postcards once a year.

But this did not bother Arthur. He knew: today he would cash out everything. He entered the bank's VIP lounge, leaning on a cane.

— I want to close the account, — he creaked. — Everything. Absolutely everything. All fifty years of savings. Inject me with this today. I want to die happy.

The relationship manager hesitated. — Sir, this is... a non-standard operation. A one-time injection of such a volume of positivity is an enormous burden. Usually, we issue it in portions. A teaspoon of tenderness in the mornings...

— To hell with teaspoons! — Arthur struck the table with his cane. — I saved all my life not to sip joy through a pipette! I want a waterfall! I want to choke on it! Connect it.

He was led to the "Golden Room". A soft chair, dimmed light. A cart was rolled out before him. On it stood hundreds of ampoules. Golden, pink, azure clots. His life. His deferred life. A nurse with cold fingers connected a complex system of IV drips. All the tubes converged to one thick catheter in his neck.

— Ready? — the doctor asked, looking at the monitors.

— Go on, — Arthur exhaled.

The valve was opened.

Arthur expected angelic singing. He expected that he would now be covered by a warm wave of that very love, the taste of victory, the pride for his son. He opened his soul to meet the flow.

The thick, glowing liquid rushed into his veins. And in that same second, Arthur screamed. This was not joy. This was fire. His old, calcified vessels, accustomed to pumping only cold blood and bile, could not withstand the pressure of pure happiness. His nervous system, ancient wiring designed for a dim 40-watt bulb, received a strike of a thousand volts.

Synapses flared and burned out. The brain, having forgotten how to decipher the endorphin code, perceived them as monstrous pain. Instead of the ecstasy of first love, he felt his heart tearing to pieces like a tattered rag. Instead of pride, he felt the capillaries in his eyes bursting. "Happiness" was too thick, too concentrated for his worn-out body. It did not nourish; it tore apart. This was an inflation of the flesh — his shell had depreciated and was no longer worth the treasures being poured into it.

He thrashed in convulsions, trying to rip out the catheter, but his hands would not obey. The flow of "positivity" continued to enter, burning his consciousness to ashes.

After a minute, it was all over. The doctor approached the chair and shone a flashlight into Arthur's glazed eyes. The pupils did not react. A gruesome grimace was frozen on the old man's face — a snarl that, if desired, could be taken for an incredibly wide smile, were it not for the trickle of blood from the corner of his mouth.

— Transaction complete, — the doctor stated impassively, looking at the empty ampoules. — Balance is zero.

— What should I write in the conclusion? — the nurse asked, disconnecting the equipment. — Heart attack? Overdose?

The doctor looked at the crumpled body of the client, who had finally received everything he wanted. — Write: "Technical default of the carrier." The bank has fulfilled its obligations.


Power and Freedom: The Legend of the Dragon and the Void

Power and freedom. Two sides of the same coin. Everyone wants power in order to gain freedom. But what they receive is a golden cage.

Introduction

People think that power is when you give orders and others obey. A mistake. Power is when you are obligated to give orders just to feel alive. And freedom is not "doing what you want." It is "not knowing what to do." And that drives one mad faster than a prison.

Chapter I. Power (The Parasite Crown)

In Evgeny Shvarts's fairy tale, the knight kills the dragon and becomes a dragon himself. This is not a metaphor. This is biology. Power is a symbiotic virus (like Venom). The crown is a helmet that grows into the skull. It gives the wearer superpowers (an army, money, the right to execute), but in return, it devours their personality.

Look at any dictator at the beginning of their journey and at the end. At the beginning: "I want to save the people!" At the end: "The people are expendable material for the preservation of my power." A dictator does not own the country. Fear owns the dictator. He is the most unfree person in the state. He cannot go out for bread. He cannot trust the cook. He sleeps with a pistol. Power is a solitary confinement cell with a golden toilet.


Chapter II. The Genie (Slave of the Lamp)

We envy the Genie. He is omnipotent! He snaps his fingers, and palaces are built. But we forget a detail: the Genie is a slave. He sits in a cramped lamp for thousands of years. He has no will of his own. He can perform miracles only on the command of some idiot (Aladdin).

Any president is a Genie. He can start a nuclear war, but he cannot go on vacation without security. He is a slave to ratings, a slave to elites, a slave to geopolitics. And the more power you have, the less choice you have. A homeless person at a train station is freer than an emperor. The homeless person can go south. The emperor can only go where the protocol demands.


Chapter III. Freedom (The Horror of the Void)

Everyone screams: "Freedom!" Imagine that you received it. Absolute freedom. No boss. No laws. No God. No family. No debts. You are standing in an open field. And there is silence. The first 5 minutes — euphoria. After an hour — panic. "What am I supposed to do?"

Before, the tsar, the boss, or the wife was to blame. But now there is no one to blame. You are one-on-one with your own worthlessness. Freedom is a vacuum. A human does not know how to live in a vacuum. Therefore, having cast off one set of chains, we immediately look for others.

We voluntarily take on a mortgage (financial slavery). We get married (family slavery). We look for a "strong hand" (political slavery). Just so someone would tell us how to live. Delacroix's painting "Liberty Leading the People" actually depicts a woman leading people from one prison to another, simply with a new sign out front.


Chapter IV. The Statue of Liberty (The Trojan Horse)

The symbol of America is the Statue of Liberty. But what does she hold in her hands? A torch (to watch you at night) and a tablet (the law, which is to say, the limitation of freedom). And she stands on an island surrounded by water (a prison). True freedom has no statues. True freedom is invisible. It is a state of mind when you don't need to prove anything to anyone. But such people are put in psychiatric wards. Because they are dangerous to the system.


Finale. The Choice

Power is a drug for those who have no soul. Freedom is air for those who have spirit. But most people choose neither power nor freedom. They choose comfort. A warm cage with Wi-Fi and a feeding trough. And this is, perhaps, the most honest choice.