Description of the social media group:
"Welcome to our club for those whose lives are an eternal cycle. We are
Prometheus, Tantalus, Sisyphus, and other legendary figures cursed with
cyclical fates. We teach, joke, and share our experiences. It feels like we've
been doing this for a million years already."
Morning. Social media feed.
Prometheus
posted a story:
"Good morning! So, the eagle's back again... Anyone know a vet who can
tame him a little? 😂 #SameOldSameOld #PainAndLaughs"
Sisyphus
commented:
"You're complaining? Try pushing a boulder up and down a hill for
eternity. If you had my gravity issues, you'd keep quiet! 🤬"
Tantalus
liked the post and added:
"Guys, at least they’re doing something to you! I just stand here,
staring at these juicy apples and crystal-clear water... and it all disappears!
I can't even drink. If only the Wi-Fi worked here..."
Club
chat.
Jormungandr:
"Guys, I think I've found a solution to our problems! We just need to
break the loop. Honestly, I’m considering letting go of my tail."
Ishtar:
"Don’t you dare! The last time you did that, Ragnarok happened. We're
still dealing with the aftermath."
Prometheus:
"That’s nothing. Can someone in the club tell me how to block daily
spam? That eagle keeps swooping into my inbox — and I mean that
literally."
Sisyphus:
"Spam is a minor issue. Can someone explain why I even push this rock?
What’s the point? Maybe it's some ancient Greek version of fitness?"
A philosophical post from Sisyphus.
"Sometimes
I think our lives are an allegory of eternal struggle. You push the rock, and
it always rolls back down. But maybe that’s the point: to realize how valuable
the process is. Although… what kind of process is it if it’s the same thing
every time? 🤔
#MusingsWhileRockRolling"
A meme
from Tantalus.
"When
you’re standing at a buffet, but the dietitian is right behind you.
#MyEverydayPunishment"
(Image:
A man reaching for an apple that’s just out of reach.)
Club meeting (video conference).
Prometheus:
"I propose we organize a flash mob. Let’s launch the hashtag
#BreakTheLoop and share our stories."
Jormungandr:
"My story is that I literally encircle the entire world. I've been
featured on so many metal album covers, I feel like a rock star. Maybe
we should do a photoshoot?"
Ishtar:
"Photoshoots are great. But how about hosting a webinar? Topic: 'How
Not to Fall Into Your Own Trap: Lessons from the Immortals.'"
Sisyphus:
"We could also create a YouTube course: 'How to Deal with
Gravity.'"
Final
message from the club.
"Dear
followers, life may seem boring or repetitive to you. But trust us, we know
what we’re talking about: even an eternal loop can become a source of
inspiration. Learn to value the little things, don’t waste time on nonsense,
and most importantly, remember that it’s not about the goal but the journey. Or
at least find a boulder you enjoy pushing. 😅"
#LeagueOfEndlessLoops
#WisdomOfTheImmortals #LoopToLoop
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