The Gardener of Eden

Elian found the Sphere in the ruins of an old temple, forgotten by gods and men. It looked like a frozen drop of morning light, warm and vibrating. The Sphere did not grant wishes for power or wealth. It responded to only one thing—a sincere, tearful desire to create Good.

On that day, Elian felt omnipotent for the first time. Not as a tyrant, but as a doctor who had received a universal cure.

Dose One: Healing

Elian started small. In his city lived an old potter whose hands were twisted by cruel arthritis. Clutching the Sphere in his pocket, Elian wished for the pain to go away. The next day, the old man, weeping with happiness, was spinning his potter's wheel again.

Elian felt an intoxicating rush. This was pure, distilled goodness. Where could evil possibly hide here?

He began walking through the city like an invisible angel, performing miracles: the blind gained sight, the lame threw away their crutches, and grain appeared in the empty barns of the poor. The city blossomed, and people prayed to the unknown benefactor. Elian was happy, but his happiness was hungry.

He saw that beyond the city walls, the world was still full of suffering. "Why treat the symptoms," he thought, "if the disease can be eradicated?"

Dose Two: Abundance

Elian climbed the highest tower and, raising the Sphere to the sky, wished: "Let no one in this world know hunger again."

The Sphere flashed with blinding light, and the world changed. Harvests began to ripen overnight, rivers filled with fish, and forests with game. Food became free, accessible to everyone, everywhere.

Euphoria reigned for the first month. Elian watched the feasts and rejoiced. In the second month, problems began. First, the farmers abandoned the land—why work if food grows by itself? Then the markets collapsed. The economy, built on the exchange of resources, ground to a halt. In the third month, catastrophe struck: people, stripped of the need to work for survival, lost their purpose. Mass obesity, apathy, and an unprecedented rise in crime born of boredom began. Cities drowned in garbage that no one was willing to clean up. 

Neighboring states, whose economies had collapsed due to the devaluation of food, went to war against Elian's country to seize the source of eternal abundance.

Elian looked at the burning fields and did not understand: he had given them absolute good—satiety. Why did they answer with blood?

"They are not ready," he decided bitterly. "Their souls are too dark to accept the light. It is not the world that needs fixing, but the people themselves."

Dose Three: Harmony

Elian changed; he was no longer that enthusiastic youth. His face became gaunt, his eyes burning with a fanatical fire. He saw people not as brothers, but as broken toys that needed to be fixed for their own good.

"I will rid them of the root of evil," he whispered to the Sphere. "I will take away their ability to harm one another. I will grant them Eternal Peace."

The flash was silent.

The next morning, wars ceased. Soldiers dropped their swords, unable to raise a hand against an enemy. Murderers wept over their victims, not understanding how they could have committed such acts. Silence descended upon the world.

Elian walked the streets of his city. It was quiet, too quiet. People smiled at each other with soft, empty smiles. No one argued or shouted. But no one laughed loudly either. Art died because conflict and passion died. Love became a bland habit, devoid of fire.

It was a world without violence, but also without a spine. It became sterile, like an operating theater.

But worse was to come. Stripped of internal aggression, people lost the ability to defend themselves against external threats. When packs of wolves came from the wild forests, people simply stood and watched as the beasts tore their children apart, unable to lift a stick to strike. They had forgotten how to say "no."

Elian watched this slaughter of submission in horror. He wanted to give them peace, but he created a nation of victims.

Overdose: The Tyranny of Light

Elian's mind cracked. He could no longer admit his mistake, for that would mean everything he had done was evil. He convinced himself of the opposite: the dosage had been insufficient. People were still resisting the Good because of their imperfection.

"If they cannot live in goodness themselves, I will force them," his voice became cold as metal.

Now Elian did not hide. He built himself a palace of white stone, shining so brightly it hurt to look at, and became the Dictator of Good.

He used the Sphere to create Perfect Order. Any deviation from the norm, any shadow of doubt, any "wrong" thought was eradicated instantly. He created the Thought Police, who "corrected" dissenters, wiping their memories and turning them into happy mannequins.

The world around him became gray, aligned by a ruler. Evil disappeared in its classic understanding—there were no more thefts, murders, or lies. But there was no life either. There was only infinite, suffocating, forced virtue.

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Into Elian's palace sneaked his old friend, the cynic Cael. Formerly a satirist, he was now an "archival unit," since satire was forbidden as it offended feelings and disrupted harmony.

Elian met Cael while sitting at a perfectly smooth table with not a single paper on its surface, sipping water (since wine was forbidden—it altered consciousness).

"Do you realize they've stopped bearing children?" Cael asked, not greeting him. He looked dirty and alive against the backdrop of the sterile hall.

" The population is stabilized," Elian answered softly. His voice sounded like a customer support auto-attendant. "Reproduction is an instinct associated with pain, passion, and competition. I removed these traumatizing factors."

"You removed life!" Cael slammed his fist on the table. "Elian, listen to me. Yesterday I saw a man trip and fall. Do you know what he did? Nothing. He just lay there and waited for the drones to pick him up. He didn't get angry, didn't curse, didn't try to get up himself. His will has atrophied."

"He experienced no stress," Elian parried. "We created a world of 'Safe Space.' No one offends anyone. No microaggressions. No sarcasm. No unrequited love. We deleted the words 'no,' 'too late,' and 'impossible' from the dictionary. Is this not Paradise?"

"It’s a morgue!" screamed Cael. "You didn't create Paradise; you created an incubator for vegetables. Art is born from pain! Progress is born from dissatisfaction! If everything is fine, why get off the couch? Your 'Good' is anesthesia. You simply sedated humanity so it wouldn't disturb you enjoying your righteousness."

Elian smiled sadly, the way a psychiatrist smiles at a violent patient.

"You speak this way because the old virus of Chaos speaks within you, Cael. You are addicted to the adrenaline of conflict. But do not worry. Soon we will release an update for the atmosphere. An 'Elixir of Acceptance' will be sprayed in the air. You will feel better. You will stop asking questions."

"I don't want to 'accept'!" whispered Cael with horror. "I want the right to be unhappy! That is my last human right!"

"That is the right to make a mistake," Elian raised his hand, summoning the guards (silent androids with the faces of cherubs). "And I love people too much to let them make mistakes."

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Finale: Blindness

One day, Elian stood on the balcony of his shining palace, looking down at the city where identically dressed, calm people walked along perfectly clean streets.

Below, in an alley, he noticed movement: two teenagers, a boy and a girl, were hiding behind a dumpster (the only dirty spot in this sterile world). The boy had stolen an apple—not because he was hungry, but for the risk, for the sensation of life. He handed the apple to the girl, and she laughed—loudly, brightly, incorrectly. Then they kissed.

It was an unskilled, passionate, chaotic kiss, full of youthful rebellion and real, unsterilized emotion.

Elian watched them from above.

In his eyes, this act—a petty theft, a loud laugh, uncontrolled passion—was the quintessence of Chaos. It was a dirty stain on the snow-white tablecloth of his ideal world. It was Evil.

He felt no anger, only the cold necessity of purification.

Elian raised his hand. The Sphere, which had long lost its warmth and turned icy, glinted dully.

"Destroy imperfection," he ordered.

A flash of light wiped the teenagers and the dumpster from the face of the earth. The alley became perfectly clean and empty once again.

Elian nodded with satisfaction. He had just committed the murder of two innocent lovers. But in his blinded, overdosed consciousness, he had just committed the greatest Good—he had restored Order.

He returned to his throne room, absolutely certain that he was the savior of this ungrateful world, which, with every "good" deed he did, looked more and more like hell.

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Then, standing on the balcony and looking at the spot where "imperfection" had existed a moment ago, he took a deep breath. The air was sterile, without the smells of burning, flowers, or food.

"It is done," he whispered. "Absolute Harmony."

And at that moment, he noticed something wrong.

A bird flying over the square suddenly froze in the air. It wasn't hovering, riding the wind currents; it was hanging, glued tightly to space, with a wing twisted unnaturally. 

The clouds stopped, looking like they were painted with cheap paint on a cardboard backdrop. Even the fountain below froze: the water turned into a motionless glass sculpture, ceasing to fall.

"Time?" Elian frowned. "Did I stop time?"

He wanted to lift the Sphere to resume the flow of things, but his hand passed right through it. The Sphere was no longer warm and golden. It flickered, disintegrating into trembling green symbols.

Suddenly, the blue vault of the sky rippled like an old sheet and was replaced by a solid, piercing blue color—flat, dead, terrifying.

On this blue screen, blocking out the extinguished sun, gigantic white letters appeared:

CRITICAL ERROR. SYSTEM HALTED. EXCEPTION: MORALITY_OVERFLOW

Elian backed away. His palace, his ideal city, the people frozen in smiles—everything began to lose texture. Walls turned into gray polygonal meshes. Reality crumbled, revealing the black skeleton of the void.

Suddenly, Elian heard a voice. It sounded strange, coming from nowhere and everywhere. As if someone had abruptly removed a tight helmet that Elian had been wearing all his life. The voice was loud, tired, and nauseatingly mundane.

"Again..." said the Invisible One, loudly munching on something crunchy. "Damn it, I told you to watch Sector 7G. Why has your civilization crashed again?"

"I'm not to blame, boss," answered a second voice, slightly younger and guilty. "It's a bug in the 'Messiah' algorithm. As soon as a unit gets access to the wish console, it starts cranking the 'Good' slider to the maximum."

Elian wanted to scream: "I am not a unit! I am the Savior! I brought them happiness!", but he discovered that his mouth had vanished. He was merely code, observing his own deletion.

"The system can't handle absolute good," the young voice continued explaining. "Zero conflict generates zero entropy. The processor just stops calculating event variants because there are no events. That's it, the image froze. Deadlock."

"Alright, delete this iteration," the Chief (the Invisible One) yawned. "It turned out too bland. Viewers don't watch this; ratings have dropped below the floor. Roll back to factory settings."

"Launch the 'Golden Age' version?"

"No, it's unstable; they'll play around until they reach paradise and crash again," the squeak of a leather chair was heard in the Chief's voice. "Load backup copy number six-six-six. Add plague, more greed, a couple of world wars, and make resources exhaustible—let them suffer and tear at each other's throats, but at least the system will run forever."